
You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.
HELL
As you lay there, sobbing, quietly, one by one, the televisions flicker back to life. Volume on an odd number....
genuinely terrified now, thanks a bunch!
Dying. Stop.
Calm down Satan spawn